Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
aS)Gj?Odf qf?X:9Wt 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
E%np-is{1 s F!nSr One should love animals. They are so tasty.
7]pi .1i mWiX@#, 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
cms9] +-d)/h.7 Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
VqBb=1r%o7 @@~Ql 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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jz a%NSL6 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
$9Pscu bM4 9LK<u $C Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
W"&Y7("y M.h8Kr!. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
d"~-D; {~a+dEz The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
4O1[D?)`x #*)X+* 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
:}{,u6\ @q<F_'7is Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
m|%ly Api<q2@R 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
/gUD!@ T/Fj0' Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
{6Qd,CX ! 1wf/C;= 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
I]vCra 0k):OVfm= Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
:o=a@Rqx TW)~&;1l 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
kD{qW=Lpn }Gi4`Es Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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T~gS8 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
S :%SarhBD *fg|HH+i “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
BELxaV, SM1[)jZ- “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
y~-dQ7r Yj#4{2A There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
|a{~Imz{ SQ0t28N3h 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
#dEMjD &* 1iW(x “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
^!yJ;'H\ } Rs@ 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
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N#OLk ZGZ+BOFL 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
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._A@,]LS} #s]'2O 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
w</qUOx p|,3X*-ynx A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
2Pz)vnV" NU{`eM 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
N "Mw1R4 ux=0N]lc The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
A$;"9F@ ),;O3:n 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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