Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
0V5 RZ`. 2xchjU- 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
)<D(Mb2p| r&G=}ZMO One should love animals. They are so tasty.
} #[MV+D 7yU<!p?( 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
?0Qm pN[G?A Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
Kh!h_ JVzU'd;1! 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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v Kzq7E .}}w@NO 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
FM c9oyU~ USKa6<:{W Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
2qb,bp1$ ;xnJ+$//U 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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"]%.%$ 9tW=9<E Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
1k5o?'3& ?(cbZ#( o 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
7R 40t3 tFvc~zz9 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
1!@KRV Zd/ACZ[ 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
cG|ihG5) 8+Y+\XZG Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
.[v4'ww^ ,8KD-" l^g 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
'V reO52 H!y%Fa Ti Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
zCdQI x"@Y[ 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
+H[GD! s2*^ PG “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
&ACM:&Ob N 798(" “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
GW_@hYIqD :V>M{vd There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
P"`OuN T@[(FVA N 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
OY'490 sLE@Cm]k “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
\($EYhx "y_A xOH 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
&;~x{q]3 x[Xj[O “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
b(lC7Xm |OXufV?I 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
5B[kZ?> a'f0Wv0%" God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
@za X\ [p%@ pV 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
MLV_I4o l65-8 When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
Cd:ofv/3 tBNkVh(c 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
`!?SA<a: FcnSO0G% A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
)q?z"F| c;w%R8z 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
:NL.#!>/ V+/Vk1 The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
T&_!AjH CwKo'PAJ 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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