Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
ma~`&\xE F6/bq/s 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
q[ZYlF,Ho "k/@tX1:R One should love animals. They are so tasty.
*PPFk.#x \266N;JrN 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
ER+[gT1CQ &I= q% Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
m|[Hhw=f @<L.#gtP 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
$Izk]o;X~ ?1sY S Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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p9Iqt 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
:08UeEy Tj:F Qnx Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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f63q 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
dWA7U6c< $fKWB5p|() The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
QPnc "! |u[gI+TUE 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
(WC<X Kf aUV>O`|_ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
M=%p$\x sQw-#f7t 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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.1;?#t]ZV Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
#@G2n@Hj )? xg=o/? 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
\c)XN<HH xUYSD Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
jp|wc,]! ^*W3{eyi(L 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
Q5ux**(Wr ocvBKsfhE` Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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@S lU?"\m 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
B(~D*H2T[ b\?`721BG “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
zI(Pti n(L {2r “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
Y:wds=lA D~<GVp5T There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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|67UN U cWi2Sls “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
7W*OyH^ @U}UC G7+ 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
m$kmoY/ eWFlJ;= “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
[4gv_g L:31toGK 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
= #`FXO1C ?h5Y^}8Qg God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
@`T6\ 1 )}EwEM 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
TZ/u"' ZS a P`;Nr= When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
*Hs5MXNu + 7Z%N9 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
@8 pRIS"V ow&R~_ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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G u`ZnxD> 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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F/&&VSv>LO The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
bv+PbK]iO !l}es4~.a 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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