Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
$wa )e GI}h)T 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
zT|]!', .'Vjs2 2 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
XDvT#(Pu NJb5HoYZ 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
`jR;RczC 8$!/Zg Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
p&=F:- DiF=<} >x 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
`vJ+sRf CtwMMZXX3 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
F{cKCqI? %Uk]e5Hu 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
rIz"_r zmI?p4, Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
8phcekh+ C%<[mM 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
2U6j?MyH2 b'Gn)1NE The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
@>'.F<:P< K ;2tY+I 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
vVF#]t b| 4*9y4" Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
/ey[cm2#[s Qci<cVgP 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
FJ3Xeos4| _s./^B_w! Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
j;fmmV@ K,YKU?z6 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
.}.5|z} A yKEE @@}\ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
)2mi6[qs0l v7VJVLH,I7 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
u]P0:)tS. '\dau> Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
Ml8 '=KN_ Dqu1!f 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
28M!G~| w/s{{X<bF “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
z;UkK V|vU17Cgy “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
}pKHa'/\ GYot5iLg There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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v4sc 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
@*W,Jm3Y V ^=o@I “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
+<Ot@ luE mPGF Y 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
):C4"2l3 {{M?+]p,^ “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
A(#hyb# .H+`]qLkL 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
@)iv' 0Ha1pqR God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
:NHh`@0F '3eP<earRP 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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d%1D NG@9}O When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
|r5|IA Vin d\yvM 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
G8"L#[~ |{HtY A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
)RlaVAtM ~DcX}VCm 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
o<loc Z 7,ODh-?ez The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
,dKcxp~[ }Tn]cL{]C 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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