Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
%qsl<_& *Mg@j;+5s 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
Z@Q/P(t ;4dFL\KU One should love animals. They are so tasty.
d<Lc&wlP f5M;q; 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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m|B)A"Sm ]' n4e* 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
YeT{<9p K%`]HW@I{ Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
4cy,'B AEM;ZQU 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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IxH0=f Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
W'Ew!]Q3 bD/ZKvg 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
#B <% &tbAXU5$ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
6n]jx:CZ, W=g'Xu!|!2 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
9:g]DIL M^OYQf Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
^6{op3R_ U<F|A!Fg 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
6.tA$#6HP '>"blfix8 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
zqt%x?l L1+s0g> 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
DO{otn9< Q)XH5C2X Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
cjhwJ"`H k:V9_EI= 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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KD Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
]5@n`;. 5|jY 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
a0k;way ]Hl{(v\HO “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
:B=Gb8? ^B%ki “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
.*`]x @J>JZ7m]\ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
<7)sS<I H}_R `S 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
IDf\!QGx l -nH “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
%${$P+a`D /Q)I5sL@E 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
o+8H:7,o' 4P5^.\. “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
=rZ'!Pa ]zAwKuIK 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
u{HO6s\S p<\!{5: God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
&N= vs kf<c[ su 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
CvZ\Z472.j N3lz-vP- When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
%A3m%&(m&% w2s06`g 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
x8C\&ivn LibQlNW\ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
dg~lz8 0 WC=d@d)M 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
Vh;|qF 9 ~uq010lMno The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
`YwJ.E }%PK %/ zI 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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