Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
:1\QM'O 3QzHQU 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
LVp*YOq7 e{33%5 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
X?Mc"M kQMALS@R 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
ok7yFm1\ *,d>(\&[f Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
-g]g QGV~Y+ 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
f6Io|CZWJ !{L`Zd;C>w Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
=~~Y@eX E>3fk 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
{^VvL'n |KxFiH Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
{Jl W1;Jc7 pC'GKk 8 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
Ii9@ j1-g l ,T*b The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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1{)B 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
-5 YvtL ,pz^8NJAI Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
+\a`:QET r{gJ[% 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
2So7fZa^wg $Z;?d@6yI Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
-Vi"hSsUP @i[z4)"S 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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,S i23S\ $MEKt}S 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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FaNH+LPe )TBG-<wt 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
\e/'d~F 9j[%Y? “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
/v1Rn*VF! 6NV- &0 _ “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
P#g"c.?; K~_[[)14b There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
FasA f(3 {yy^DlHb 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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^< ,Np+ Jk)^6 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
$#dPM*E E:N~c'k “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
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~$N%UQn?b# ~5HI9A4^ God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
}7Si2S 1X4v:rI 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
#qk A*WP #`C;@#xr When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
m>gok0{pm CqUK[#kW( 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
a(X?N.w 'Dq!o[2y A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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?6!7fs, 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
.pgTp X )jK"\'cK The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
"$?f&* ?#^_yd|< 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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