Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
_E-{*,7bZS =7: }/& 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
X9" T(` rfgsas{F One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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dKchQsgCg %%wngiz\ Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
w+\RSqz/ [%Dh0hOg 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
` -W4/7 L5&,sJz Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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#:MoZw`rlw >E,/|K* Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
|VM=:}s& xw1,Wbu] 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
McdK!V OWYY2&.h The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
r|3u]rt IL*MB;0> 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
geqx":gpx9 =7-kD3 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
LzB*d zFwO( 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
hNp.%XnnZ OXoEA a Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
d;r,?/C cZt5;"xgr] 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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GL&rT& (i@(ZG]/ 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
"KY]2v. K<u~[^R Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
bXHtw}n =G rg 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
6HVGqx Lg6>\Z4 “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
f5nAD _p+q)#.W “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
I]d?F:cdX 6y@o[=m There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
-r{]9v2j 0@#d($'1?Z 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
2|+4xqNJm CT{X$N “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
".fnx8v, p*Hf<)} 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
8O^z{Yh7 a'\fS7aE0l “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
X*:)]p(R d8f S79 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
pkA(\0E8 LoS%FI God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
`XbV*{7 lN::veD 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
IAbH_+7O <ZeZq When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
2 wZyUB; }9&~+Q2 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
4*+)D8 9uY$@7qH A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
3ry0. :B4X/ 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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5nri(m The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
e p\a 32):&X"AIh 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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