Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
_YzItge* yQb^]|XG 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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j|3p.Cy TS+itU62 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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BF3Lms Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
s,>_kxuX JSX-iHhW 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
t4)~A5s vk\a>}; Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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f 7z!|sPW](b 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
Y$SZqW0!/ ecIxiv\ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
PY=(|2tb4 > ?s[g)np 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
fiA_6 BeZr5I"`} The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
mk?&`_X1 B[jCe5!w 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
oiYI$ql3L fR<_ 4L Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
>?K@zsv} F VBuCi?W 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
"O1\]"j 27q9zi!Q Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
R}lS@ w1 B-`d7c5 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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/Zw^EM6c j4H]HGHv 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
]kUF>Wp BL1$~0 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
EhDKh\OY5 .}gGtH,b3 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
ihjs%5Jo% MHo(j%I1E “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
V'(yrz! d*80eB9P “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
\zioIfHm >Qg`Us#y There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
jyRSe^x -[A4B) 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
WVDkCo@ `tKrTq> “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
@R%n & vd`;(4i#X 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
GUyMo@g Rn6;@Cw “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
"H I&dC tA'O66. 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
|uT|(:i84, =`fJ God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
-_&"Q4FR;+ 5, 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
?K]Cs&E4 'J(rIH3U When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
$<R\|_6J M6J~%qF^ 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
$g? ]9}p :D(4HXHK% A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
<u>l#weG, i>Wsc? The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
?K9&ye_rgw B:5\+_a! 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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