Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
/\rq$W_ t1jlxK 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
b`W*vduf V=&,^qZ One should love animals. They are so tasty.
N?;o_^C V:BX"$J1 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
SDHc[66' Rt^<xXX$ Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
_}OJPahw p &>A5 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
A&c@8 b$O_L4CP Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
4;RCPC i 1I>RK 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
2BDan^:-Av `QdQ?9x{F Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
,6;xr'[o* BD7@Mj*| 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
T_?nd T2 ]<T8ZA_Y; The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
oNB,.: P5>5ps"iU 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
VtO;UN eQFb$C]R}y Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
@f{_=~+ ggI=I<7M 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
G4Kmt98I ouVjZF@kS Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
HCG@#W<wc kAN;S<jSE 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
+K%pxuVh s`=/fvf. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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6I>5~?# 8b:clvh Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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^ 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
1Vf78n 8b 8\ “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
sr+gD*@h tyuk{*Me: “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
Kr/h`RM 8jggc#. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
.vN%UNu C NfJ:e2 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
U.RW4df%E b+IOh| “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
[O7w = q*[!>\Z8 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
f4'El2>-86 v._Egk0 “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
Yz=h"Zr mA(nyF 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
x*me'?q LBmM{Gu God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
%'L].+$t ^n&]HzT`y 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
<rX\LwR |5=~(-I>@ When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
By?nd) C}b|2y 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
qr)v'aC3 ]<27Sw&yaG A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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3D)v 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
\G$QNUU N[qA2+e$Z The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
i`[#W(m SU%mmwES3 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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