Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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qzKdQ&vO 1AM!8VR2 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
UU;(rS/ V)~.~2$ 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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q1"$<# t zuJ@E=7 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
g9}DnCT*. >,$_| C Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
~obqG!2m jHE}qE~>5 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
j<VFn~*_ diL+:H Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
M/>7pZW `>f6)C- 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
)NXmn95 .f%fHj The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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(2J: # Pq;U&, Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
"GMBjT8 DS.RURzd{r 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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y&q*maa[ =n5zM._S- 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
z;{iM/Xe \qdHX Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
0%&1\rm+j [R(`W#W 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
]HKQDc' fi-WZ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
C%$edEi \HxT@UQ)~ 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
#^lL5= xu/cq9 “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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>Ea8G, dA@]! There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
]fx"4qKM gn8R[5:!V 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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\\r)Ue] “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
b3&zjjQ YIn',]p: 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
8##-EN;ag iEVb"w059 “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
C]O(T2l{l Tzt8h\Q^z 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
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'DY`jVwa 0LPig[ 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
9oyE$S h] $:=A'd2 When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
"Q}#^h]F <;9I@VYK 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A_XY'z 1 aXQnZ+2e^R A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
iqC|G/ hEA<o67 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
j#X.KM dT`D:)*: The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
TTeH` T}Km?d 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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