Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
S2GBX1 .aH?H]^ 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
}Knq9cf (uxQBy One should love animals. They are so tasty.
v{*X@)$ _ G*x:< 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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x$b[m20 Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
nR'EuI~(} (pK4i5lT 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Q7aDl8L xn %v)'`|i 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
M&T/vByTn_ vo<#sa^,j Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
8BH)jna`Qo Leick6 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
Wn#JYp v})Ti190 The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
a7d- R;,HtN 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
K?m:.ZM kb\v}gfiD/ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
BRLU&@G`1 dw}3B8] 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
=F-^RnO%\ Ln%_8yth Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
_SW a3O#' Br^b%12ZRS 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
}$c( $ >f05+%^[ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
pXlBKJmW qtwmTT) 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
_~q^YZ \$|UFx Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
0P/LW|16 ? bg pUv 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
Kqu7DZ+W 0J-ux"kfI “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
WbzL!zLd! s1apHwJ - “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
;-Dd\\)p kx(:Z8DX There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
Sf:lN4 +!Ag n) 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
J+|V[E<x -dN;\x “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
eh(]'%![/ SLB iQd. 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
\>dG' #,{v Js~ “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
8~+Msn: >c>ar>4xF 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
w%H#>k =gyK*F(RK God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
5h7DVr! 7+-}8&syu 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
Rp9iX~A`e 6FFv+{2^@ When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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KePHn:c 0].5[Jo A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
\$UU/\ },ZL8l{ 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
TrAUu`?# qz2d'OhmtH The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
]g!<5w V1qHl5" 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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