Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
hvwKhQ}wX {f<2VeJ 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
#px74EeI\ qwoF4_VN One should love animals. They are so tasty.
.T#h5[S2x !.Eua3:V* 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
..)O/g. U\s.fIr Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
M&wf4)*%0+ Hyh$-iCa 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
W+k SL{0 !?#B*JGFS Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
4,4S5u[| Wl\.*^`k 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
14Y_ oH9 CC"}aV5 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
3k3-Ts 9EHhVi 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
.FYxVF. X\sO eb:] The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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.2UR4 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
wGy`0c]v? ? DJ/Yw>>3 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
,58XLu @ @uKOFA? 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
~/C9VR& l5P!9P Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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$A &;3iHY; 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
?$$Xg3w_# ZQ1,6<^9i[ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
AcHr X=O <Fo~|Nh| 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
!1m7^3l7j G'#Uzwo Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
ExKyjWAJ |-l9 Z 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
d#(ffPlq .o#A(3&n “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
yRAfIB$T}" xyzYY}PS “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
zu_bno! k^@dDLr" There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
WBN3:Y7 tNvjwgV\ 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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`a6AES'w$ q:cCk#ra 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
:8t;_f #J'V,_wH “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
H-iCaXT `T,^os#6 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
GLp~SeF# gySl.cxt God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
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1lK`p 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
uOAd$;h@_Z IOddu2.( When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
:sX4hZK=G 7Y.mp9, 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
)8E[xBaO G){A&F A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
.I Io Qk2*=BVh 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
l0r^LK$ Gvl,M\c9- The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
SaOOD-u ,&iEn}xG7i 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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