Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
Ns~g+C9 {.#j1r4J` 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
!G>(j C zpsqTQ One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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g`{Dxb,t | @q9{h7 Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
B{4"$Mi )+k[uokj 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
jDp]R_i kI]=&Rw Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
:7k`R62{ :%>oe> _" 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
yI *M[0 , Z4p0M Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
!r2}59J =_pmy>_z 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
A'b<?)Y7_ |WUA1g The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
dc)wu] J;"nm3[.q 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
\|Y{jG<cu .yG8B:7N2 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
{;;eOxOP| i63?" 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
vnF g%M! i!y\WaCp Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
>pa\n9=Q^ =Y:5,.U 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
@Z,qu2~|! ju r1!rg% Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
V 3%Krn1' 6O]Xhe0d@ 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
@ikUM+A { "1\(ZKG8^Q Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
O} (E(v |#!eMJ&0 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
./2Z?, ]+FX$+H/A0 “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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KgL<}=S “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
+i2YX7Of }q/(D? There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
pEJ#ad TIKEg10I 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
YcEtgpz@ }isCvb “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
8x`Kl( 7BVXBw 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
ipgN<|`?@ B?!9W@ “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
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5!ndu 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
KC#kss J,.j_ii`! God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
^7J~W'hI xNocGtS 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
c&0;wgieg t*5z1T? When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
@G7w(>_T3 QZ6[*_Z6 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
YLD-SS[/> 6yy|V~5 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
<=#lRZW[z )R8%wk?2 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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wl-= The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
>SY2LmV'a F]/L! 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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