Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
4T^WRS ^0~1/ PhOw 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
Pz!yIj zNs8\ One should love animals. They are so tasty.
X~4:sJ\P= 8jx1W9=`9[ 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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DKCy h` h--!pE+ 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
?wY.B 2DQC)Pe+z Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
(3*Hl FaM~ 56Pa 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
iB_j*mX] ]bSt[ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
e5]0<s$ 7FFYSv,[: 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
}7v2GfEkM aE$p;I The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
a5&j=3)| 5ZxBmQ 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
)gF9D1eA 9R3=h5Y Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
u^p[zepW\ 03;(v% 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
/LzNr0>2 =w>QG{-N Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
#pFybk \2b9A'd> 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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*@>/N XITQB|C??$ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
ITiw) M t,6=EK*3T 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
?g.w%Mf* giq`L1< Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
\ed(<e> `9gx-')]\ 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
jm"xf7 pn|{P<b\ “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
lU&IS?^? ii scm\ “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
i[n1}E.@ S3fBZIPp There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
`#bcoK5 WI3!?>d 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
j>23QPG`6U 8uiQm;W “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
PGGJpD? JTJ4a8DE 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
mt'#j"mU "k/@tX1:R “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
L|?tcic x.RZ!V- 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
yAe}O#dy C5z4%,`f God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
i/Z5/(zF 70~]J8T+u 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
na)_8r~ m|[Hhw=f When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
|/$#G0X;H d8 po`J#nb 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
"'L SLp zx*f*L,6F A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
?1sY S [R$4n-$ 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
;Wdo* ysW 40XI\yE_? The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
XRkqMq% F(r&:3!97 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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