Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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w.&1%X(k 7}*6#KRG One should love animals. They are so tasty.
DJP2IP [:^-m8QC 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
7\ nf:. S(\9T1DVe Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
C/(M"j M XQ4G) 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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XL l2;CQ7 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Yq(G;mjM &-5_f*{ 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
' oFxR003 z&V+#Ws/ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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k#LWB [o*7FEM|< 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
WcC?8X2 A>{p2?`+! The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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'c 9<Kj6t_ 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
3pmWDG6L sBV4)xM Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
0@2mXO9f" 3BpZX`l*p 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
={hX}"*D /O]t R Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
eHDef KRjV}\} 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
+nQw?'9Z LHJ":^ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
o!Rd ^ tl'n->G>v 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
r=c<--_@ inlk++Og Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
4[r/}/iGo P]z[v)} 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
7mm1P9Z cWajrLw “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
kp\\"+,VC @(C1_ “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
2 1PFR:lP7 @AYRiOodi There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
j5I`a 1j` 0EJ(.8hwm 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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d,$d~alY ITy/eZ"&: 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
} G<rt $wYFEz “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
P9T5L<5 n&A'C\ 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
-Z-IF#% 9_sA&2P{uV God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
HHjt/gc}` Bvt@X 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
Q?AmOo-a cQ:"-!ff When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
bqQq=SO Tlj:%yK2 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
~8aJ S,u $Ci0I+5w A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
hp"L8w 'Peni1_ 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
8>/Q1(q0 PQ|69*2G The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
c%*($)# &uUo3qXQ5l 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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