Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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(TD& 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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0L8fpGJ 3h=kn@I 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
6)?u8K5%r Jq(;BJ90R Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
5Rs#{9YE N[\J#x!U 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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g1v -ZSN0Xk Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
N6u>V~i S2Ez}*plp 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
,.V<rDwN& ] dJ"_ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
tA< UkPT kqj)&0|X 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
+_pfBJ_$% Fp@> (M#3 The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
rFzj\%xa[ tN\I2wm 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
)D/,QWk 52Lp_M Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
%Gyn.9\ _4L6 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
5fiWo^s} bQq/~ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
+"BJjxG [ei~Xkzkj 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
.uS`RS8JM uI?Z_ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
uo2k :*|Ua%L_ 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
*U$]U0M 9DM,,h<` Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
'1b)(IW 9@ fSO< “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
CR9wp]-Vd GwP!:p| “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
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%!nN<% There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
d|Wqx7t]P ]*mUc` 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
p o)lN[v ElB[k< “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
c"lwFr9x7 m3pDFI 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
W3>9GY90R ]jVE “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
OOXSJE1 2P8wvNDG 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
1?|"33\03R oNPvks dC; God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
>FOCdlJ# k]r4b`x` 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
3fQ`}OcNr }cCIYt\RK When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
&Lt$~}*&6 0wVM%Dng 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
gM;m{gXYK /"k [T 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
\SQ4yc ^(C4Q?[2m The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
([rn.b] _,(s 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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