Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
|%'6f}fnE N>A{)_k3 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
QM[A;WBr7 2/v35| ? One should love animals. They are so tasty.
4-7kS85 ySwYV 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
T|o`a+? k'[ S@+5 Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
WCuzV7tw mVv\bl?< 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Z ]a$Wxvgq Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
s;fVnaqG: xl+DRPzl 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
U,Z"G1^ IPl@ DH Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
L@{!r=%_> ]ZzoJ7lr 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
<91t`&aWW |Z`M*.d+ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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'oz hz2s rQ9*J Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
cI*KRCU Y]C;T 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
BRQ"A, Vh"MKJ'R^ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
z 0~j %mY| 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
u5Qp/ag?N # v.L$7O Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
G/v|!}?wG 9*#$0Y= 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
QJx9I_ >|wKXz Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
!8.En8Z<D- 5a'yXB} 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
tf4*R_6;1$ }o-|8P:Y “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
Xo2^N2I l`SK*Bm~< “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
`SCy<w3$+[ KwS`3 6: There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
>G]? H{ZLk, 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
lp(Nv(S GGH;Z WSe “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
Ig<}dM.Z[ ;t}'X[U 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
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My. dD'C AWO0NWTB 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
qYx!jA]O im=5{PbJ^ God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
o~= iy :AZp} 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
qmEoqU B22b&0 When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
V"O9n[ | kfXS_\@iW1 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
`mrCu>7 7{-@}j` A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
mmHJh\2v !nwbj21% 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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#pX8{Tf[ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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cUP 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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