Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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f>/ 1KV Jl4XE%0 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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gH55caF< TZyQOjUu 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
7kpW1tjY F S+^r\) Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
SWd[iD @M?EgVmW 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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oYErG], Xq!tXJ) 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
Cwf$`?|W Rj;e82%%N The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
"UnSZ[;t .ehvhMuG| 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
<FT\u{9$ #$C]0]| Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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n$Fm~iPo, H{zuIN/.1 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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U (7P X`1 Y[?Wt/O; Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
arL&^]JnZ, G6VHl:e7z 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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B[ ]O$@ ^uElQI Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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0_I"b2Y 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
L([ >yQZ gt (nZ “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
A8(PI)Ic. qk1D#1vl “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
6mpUk.M" $%8n,FJ[ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
yOz Kux8kB yP]W\W' 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
R3 `W#` x#mk[SV “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
IjAity.Xrq zNJyF;3 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
ulo7d1OVkJ yS3s5C{C “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
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CoXL;\ L%Q *\d God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
XPTB,1g+f G_4P)G3H 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
l #z`4< =@XR$Uud6 When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
5D*V%v EQO7:vb 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
*3($s_r> )/N! {`.9 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
Mg/2w bA,D] 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
wVtBeZa $Ws2g*i The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
Y2&6xTh B*N 8:u 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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