Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
|-V:#1wR.] j<kW+Iio 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
Am*IC?@tq B%\&Q@X One should love animals. They are so tasty.
_\\Al v. I;'{X_9$a 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
Nt$4; ]YI9 Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
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CPy>sV3Ru0 Z4/D38_ Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
&/UfXKr +45SKu= 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
c~(61Sn] 3&})gU&a Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
oH=?1~e ,]1f)> 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
g PCf+>X{ aC}\`.Kb The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
ZJ%NZAxy ppz3"5 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
5vLXMdN ;'{7wr|9 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
Zm0VaOT $I q~> +x?30 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
Y!xPmL^]? ~b]enG5xS4 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
_R ]s1 &7\}Sqp 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
m,\+RUW' y]yl7g =~ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
t)W=0iEd9 H-pf8 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
K^<?LXJF eXKEx4rU Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
;&=jSgr8 SN@>m pcJS 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
Dc0=gq0 !+3&%vQ) “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
3]vVuQK . `C: 7N=9 “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
GU>j8. gamB]FPZ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
m?Y-1!E0 ~RVlc;W 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
EY"of[p zp8x/,gwF “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
P+f}r^4} #,z-Pj?O! 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
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8zHx$g v K{2 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
Kuh3.1#o H(;@7dh God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
%WU=Vy 4 zlEI_th:~ 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
w =F9> goiI*"6M When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
/(8"]f/ 8WV5'cX 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
2?7ID~\ K@=u F1? A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
pv0|6X?J" }+m4(lpl 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
Ydrh+ 2 %fcDEG/ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
>/\TG8t,f Crc6wmp 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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