Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
nSC>x:jY5/ ri^yal<' 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
8xv\Zj + o{hKt? One should love animals. They are so tasty.
i:$g1 .)GVb<w 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
>mV""?r] SeTU`WLEm Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
y5ExEXa <?g{Rn 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
8(I"C$D!k 3TtW2h>M Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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P1|l #.='dSj 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
gi6_la+ K%k,- Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
,@;<u'1\G [y:LA~q 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
Pn#Lymxh_a QezK&iJg The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
?l (hS\N, v uP1gem 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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`otQ'e~+t 1%+^SR72 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
~h/U ;Da UGMdWq Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
gkdjH8(2 o(zg_!P 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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9$ww} Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
]5\vYk x'qgpG}?] 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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P!bca Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
<b\urtoJ MI }D%n* 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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'nno)kQ" x,%&[6( “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
S@#L!sT`u -*A'6%` There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
|3LMVN Q'VS]n 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
8\9EDgT uE$o4X “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
4Rn i7qH }NXESZYoi 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
2~<0<^j/] _biJch “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
D/WS {JgN^R<5<f 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
OOCeZ3yF( kWd'gftQ God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
t/Fe"T[,V UU;:x"4 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
z#4g,)ZX 7'S] When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
63HkN4D4 {E/TC% 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
kXr%73s 1N+#(<x@, A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
1%,Z&@^j l_c?q"X 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
lu_Gr=#O 5o/rV.I The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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eg>m?Y 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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