Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
zu3Fi= |0 H*j!_>W 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
'-U&S 3Ccy %; One should love animals. They are so tasty.
t4iD<{4 M>E~eb/ 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
lZAXDxhnT VwudNjL Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
1:JwqbZKJ {xAd>fGG+y 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
l`uI K. (xfh 9=. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
@Jx1n Q^ ,ZghV1z 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
^Q6?T(%$ wn^#`s!]U Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
@9eN\b%I^H qJ sH 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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HfZ ^ED"} o\F>K' 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
1fvN[ m/Erw"Z Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
#dKy{Q3he /IN#1I!K 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
CY*o"@-o5) C1'y6{,@ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
#i.,+Q ZNne 8 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
#}Yrxf P1AC2<H Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
c<, LE@V wZZ~!"O& 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
.%y'q!? 81"` B2 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
@R}3f6@67 Ui!l3_O 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
$|xSM2 !ej]'>V,X “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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" “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
;W+8X-B :_y!p There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
V y$*v V*ao@;sD 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
S.4+tf7+ VP>*J`'H “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
g\fj6 Lj(cCtb) 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
}rI:pp^KS 3r,~-6 “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
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{@vnKyf^K +:uz=~mo` God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
&G\mcstX n'v\2(&uYN 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
\OA{&G. iW^J>aKy When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
cu($mjC@T E I zy 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
O`c50yY A$3Rbn}" A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
GM0Q@`d q9_$&9 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
IGcq*mR= >4jE[$p]" The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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H#_Zv] 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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