Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
i)Lp7m z 4yaxl\2 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
PuxK?bwC k>E`s<3 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
#'OaKt?Z) l{ex? 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
n:U>Fj>q Px M!U!t Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
NZu)j[" ?zq+jLyo 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
vRA',(]( IMQ]1uq0$ Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
(#q<\` yBLUNIr 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
"0jJh^vk rOD1_X- Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
VohhQ IfDx@ ?OB 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
%Y4e9T". IGFGa@C The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
!C:r b Wv!<bT8r 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
*jzLFuWIG "`A :(<x Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
!c<w SQ, =He.fEy 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
pz_e =xr LT+3q%W.UC Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
'ul\Q`N3 K8^kJSF\ 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
ly4Qg\l 0"xPX#Cvj Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
-%IcYzyA YpdNX.P, 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
,D80/2U^ 77gysd\( Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
y[0`hSQ)~ =Pe><k 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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$%c{06Oq( [JTto!Ih$ “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
A q#/2t !UV5zmS There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
%4>x!{jwV UWG+#,1J.\ 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
x.DzViP/ +1{fzb>9_ “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
h.tY 'F $v;dV@tB 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
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ak{js 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
'u[%}S38 ;\b@)E} God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
L&w.j0fq =_=*OEgO] 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
*:_~Nn9_R; W=-|` When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
y62%26 [ KS>$`ax, 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
18!VO4u\I )Id2GV~2B A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
E)YVfM @Jv# fr 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
[ x> )r!e2zc=Q The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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Px4/O~bLk 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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