Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
3I!?e!y3( 6*qL[m.F[o 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
y kW [B :9R=]#uD One should love animals. They are so tasty.
HJ2*y|u _(d.!qGz 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
cooUE<a 6\u!E~zy Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
h)6GaJ= r6;$1K*0 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
Q~MC7-n> SG?Nsp^%`B Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
5GA\xM- LAP6U.m'd 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
j,t#B"hOnp T;diNfgg Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
:LWn<,4F& 4EXB;[] 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
n4R2^gXAw t4qej The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
l"{Sm6:;- X*g(q0N<S 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
>Jw6l0z rrnNn' Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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?` 'lo 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
`/"nTB jYVE8Y)my Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
|+:h|UIUQ (=16PYs 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
2[B4f7 SR^_cpZoi Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
kF{*(r=.o =(EI~N 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
E"%2) sowd`I~ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
4J|t?]ij|E ?f*Q>3S) 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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^ >S1)YKgz “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
'q>2t}KG )i>[M"7 “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
&3v&i*DG,I R8-^RvG There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
R//$r%a PSRzrv$l 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
vLa#Y(" ^*&X~8@) “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
:s-o0$PlJ EQIUSh)M 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
`p0ypi3hn 2 $ !D* < “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
wNNB;n`l 2b=)6H1 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
wQ+dJ3b$ b?Pj< tA God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
-h-oMqgu( ,&7Wa-vf 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
:Pq.,s 659v\51* When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
8L5!T6+D& 3ta$L"a 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
?X9]HlH Cs@ +r A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
6al=Cwf 8ga_pNe 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
\OC6M` / pO~c<d}b The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
.>Z,uT^A r7]"?# 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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