Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
Ii9vA ^53 #8`G&S* 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
#<JrSl62(K ua{eri[ One should love animals. They are so tasty.
Ze~\=X" " E )PEKWK\ 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
%8ul}}d9 |`|b&Rhu Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
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V, $OJ*Kul 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
o%dtf5}(, HCP Be2 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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\) %!q(zql 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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%eTh v|hi;l@7E Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
*f[`Yv K@fxCj*} 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
DJbj@ 2W[ (/)JnBy0 The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
koUH>J: t^YDCcvoQ 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
JvG t=v |h'ugx1iY Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
6`yq4!&v BYGLYT;Z 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
X0lIeGwrQ WgjaMmht Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
d ][E;$ IL~yJx_11 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
(d ( whlF M,9WF)p)V Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
0t9G$23 `*slQ}i 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
t;*'p cB<Zez Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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?&!S^ T.xW|Iwx 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
.OjJK? :S%|^QAN “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
\&cVcAg "?Y0Ng[ “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
S`-z$ph} 41:Z8YL( There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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N[V 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
isaT0__8 :ortyCB:H “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
I5e!vCG) ^c2 8Q.<w( 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
]s<Q-/X aH:eu<s “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
?{FxbDp> %~eZrG. 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
CocvEoE*z UqAvFCy God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
xNx!2MrR; *BF1Sso 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
m{1By/U ^{bP#f When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
\'p)kDf =\q3;5[ 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
rsIjpPa 1mB6rp A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
`aC#s3[ jW6@U%[!b 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
wOOPuCw? kt@+UK." The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
t%/5$<!b :]]amziP& 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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