Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
@\_l%/z{ k~<b~VcU 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
S<+/ Ep 2 AZi|85rN One should love animals. They are so tasty.
>We:gKxr b<N962 q$q 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
_Coh11 T<\!7RnLc Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
?[|T"bE5[ #t^y$9^ 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
<Fc @T4Q, rps2sXGr Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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|6mDooTy 99<0xN(25 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
%kcyE<c D)u 9Y 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
RH+'"f r-ldqj The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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iyRB}[y .Y?/J,Ch Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
6@2 S*\& 2`-y zm 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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gx*rxid GO=& 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
L;n2,b E903T' 's Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
S @EkrC\4n .>K):|Opv 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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b0~AN#Es ~m]sJpW<" 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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+;NsCH “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
q66+x) ~"Pu6-\VT “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
e@-"B9~ ~BNLzt3%O There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
?Q~6\xA R"au8f. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
NbD"O8dL~E A1zqm_X5)P “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
HlkG^:) S<hj6A 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
rb/m;8v> 0]F'k8yLN “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
4)o_gm~6c4 :?Xd&u0){ 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
5 W<\J yMQuM:d God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
H?dmNwkPY PgKA>50a 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
H$:Z`CQt< VtR?/+8X When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
5aF03+ko KPGX/l 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
`Z3Qx~fx CvCk#:@HM A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
Cmq.V@ YU89m7cc' 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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!6&2(k +fgF &. The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
^lqcF. }`oe<| 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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