Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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HOnB= j^u[F" One should love animals. They are so tasty.
|DG@ht +/'<z 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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UsY z)L}ECZh9 Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
-]"T^wib M StX*Zw 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
E)'8U }B!cv{{ Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
qJs[i>P[W p%RUHN3G[ 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
x6yW:tUG5 ,r+"7$ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
Z(!pYhLq s^C;> 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
0g(6r-2)7 [Z}B" The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
T[Q"}&bB 3B18dv,V 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
Q9y*: EnCU4CU` Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
Kr3];(w{ CI^|k/ 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
B\<ydN E3\ZJjG Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
|_pl;&;: LcUlc)YH5 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
X=_Z(;<& (wL3 + Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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%7i 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
&:vscOl dK# h<q1 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
#MM&BC =P_fv 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
zO2{.4 9/;{>RL= “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
cF.mb*$K $N\+,? “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
M/w{&& BjD&>gO) There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
EzP#Mnz^ bXl8v 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
AVpuMNd@ Ow3a0cF[9 “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
5#u.pu 3X'WR] 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
*)%dXVf i_Ar<9a~ “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
?M"HXu &:auB:b 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
9t}xXk wznn #j God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
=HPu{K$ a/e\vwHLv 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
Y+qus qc-C>Ra When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
6UB6;- z6Z='=pT 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
7|~:P$M 3/tJDb5 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
:0dfB&7 ;Uk!jQh 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
u%aFb* E4m:1=Nd~] The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
.;Z.F7{q 5&%fkZ0 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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