Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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`O ITl>HlS 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
u3Z]!l [f:&aS+ One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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dG+$!*6Z 4"|3pMr Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
T}{zh y_>DszRN`u 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
$hc=H =?W7OV^BE Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
xyo~p,(~t HPu+ 4xQV 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
&~;M16XM,e +-b'+mF Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
#do%u"q xKUWj<+/ 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
|11vm# ^X6e\]yj The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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{Y/0BS2D 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
i+5Qs-dHA 6Br^Ugy Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
N?t*4Y tBkgn3w 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
CT_tJ v6DjNyg<x Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
>l8?B L qi/k`T 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
CAx$A[f< W%5))R$ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
s)E8}-v tq,^!RSbZ 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
#/Ob_~-?j =\u,4 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
|Isn<|_ >`3F`@1L0 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
PSv 5tQhm (;=|2N>7 “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
iVnMn1h *jQ$\|Y “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
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_\yR/W~ ]%-U~avph 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
4Th?q{X pRh9+1EM; “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
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/2d>nj 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
1P"{TMd? sqpo5~ “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
";`jS&"= \IC^z 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
L'a+1O1q&i CAvi P61T God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
&b^_~hB:q i,"Xw[H*s 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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(!8b$)k l'Za"TL: 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
F{QOu0$cA4 "0nsY E A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
[?:MIl#! !_3b#Caf 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
Z'9 | u4T$ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
<K&A/Ue ^HR8.9^[1u 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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