Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
3[ T<pAZ s0/[mAY 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
.$s>b#m O I `I+7~t One should love animals. They are so tasty.
?z/ )Hkw ^ALR.N+< 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
9~lC/I')t @TqqF:c7 Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
E4;@P']` +m+v1(@ 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
R>CIEL Ug~]!L Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
]A]EED.ZH ^:Hx . 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
#ts;s\! *?<ygzX Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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mFy9{M [>#@?@x`P 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
{OBV+}# y<0RgG1qp The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
%fH&UFby \(g/::| 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
+yO^,{8SE wx]r{ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
UifuRmn s(u,mtG 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
>anq1Kf .9'bi#:Cw Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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t_\;G~O9-M W}0cM9 g Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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>k 8+=-!":] 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
\:[J-ySJ (t%+Z"j Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
?VCM@{9 e4rhB"qQdn 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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PrwMR_- +@5@`"Jry “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
Q(0eq_X|6 079mn/8; There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
c'Mi9,q 6M-Y`T`J 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
\7elqX`.yY _ giZ'&l! “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
*v6 j7<H p*l]I*x'< 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
;G\RGU~ *<rBV`AP “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
`k.Nphx~% (w/)u 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
9%MHIY5 xzrA%1y God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
@b2JR^ 2,bLEhu 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
_`LQnRp( uL1$yf' When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
~P5;k_& Uc>$w?oA 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
C;BC@OE [L4s.l_# A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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!hS~\+E `fm^#Nw The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
u?-X07_ PY{])z3N 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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