Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
H*]Vs=1 A%#M#hD/ 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
sOqFEvzo1% ^i@anbH One should love animals. They are so tasty.
-9vNV:c B/X$ZQ0 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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=8wNbr SM~ ~: Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
cfmLErkp ,h=a+ja8 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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-x- B}[CU='P* Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
=!-} q ge`GQ> 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
'p5M|h\:T (IV\sY Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
NL]_;\ h K/9Jx(I,qL 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
pW+uVv, ]x)!Kd2> The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
{ <Gyjq pZ8J\4+ 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
NU=2*gM rp\`uj*D Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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k, N{ g$]WKy(D Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
t]I9[5Pq\ kq X=3Zo 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
np2&W'C/i p2Khfl6- Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
}$i"t8"s mr7Oi `dE 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
WVD48}HF- yKhI& Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
)W= O~g _-BP?'lN 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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62$2 D\M"bf>q1 “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
NzAh3k 3IRur,|' “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
OxDqLX .xqi7vVHZ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
nA0%M1a ;8oe-xS\+ 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
X$KTsG* ZBDF>u@ “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
JPF6zzl) aX1b(h2 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
u<8b5An; tN<X3$aN “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
wU|@fm" #czTX%+9(e 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
-i?gYF!G L ~'98C God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
WOZuFS13 Vw H|ed$ 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
eP"B3Jw PP{9Y Vr When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
7tWC<# YzjRD: 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
c #TY3Z| PS"rXaY A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
#w.0 Cc $ (;:4 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
?PWg 6YU,>KP The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
#I?Z,;DI= ,r*Kxy 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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