Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
j Z3N+_J1 *;m5^i<,;S 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
5[al^'y /6gqpzum4 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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8];MTl 'hVOK(o0 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
:?RooJ~# 3.Ni%FF` Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
*Mg=IEu-6[ jzI\Q{[m' 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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z2IAiAs' Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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MX Mn7 y@/1 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
s8WA@)L z/F(z*'v Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
MGX,JW>L )UI T'*ow 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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M7eO5 VMad ]bEf 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
{u9(qd;; fF_1ZKx+#! Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
)}~k7bb}Y NX@TWBn% 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
vo!:uvy;2 KVtnz Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
|; $fy- ^-4mZXAy1| 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
}&y>g0$@ Z:,HB]&;9 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
>P>.j+o/ q}ZZqYk 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
~)tMR9=wX OrPIvP<w@ 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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CV(c] “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
fT[6Cw5w` gO*cX& “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
'RQZU*8 viD+~j18 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
, *e^,|# 67 7p9{: 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
K\IS"b3X ,{%/$7) “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
H#m)`=nZSZ 7Q0M3m 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
Q7"KgqpQ3 .Z8 x!!Q* “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
2i |wQU5w ]v rpr%K 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
'bY^=9&| p|(910OEQ God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
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K hW %+gze|J 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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x:xKlPGd nP 2 rN_:4 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
eff6=DP s3g$F23 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
YwoytoXK `q7I;w+g 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
;NLL?6~ L9fhe,en The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
<g>_#fz"K 2?QIK3"v 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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