Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
rY_~(?XS !'jq.RawP 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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:*''ci One should love animals. They are so tasty.
(G"'Fb6d :x\[aG9 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
6^"QABc w==BSH[ Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
4!Js=" %hnBpz 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
r<+C,h;aww k5S;G"iJ Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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O)i^ wGArR7r 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
LlQsc{Ddf 6L<:>55 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
3^o(\=-JX k6Kc{kY 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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R{#< NE l$;"yVdks 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
{[oNUzcd ff#7}9_mh Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
\Z]+j@9 X8|H5Y: 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
pr0X7 #_E5 .{1$;K @ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
<,]:jgX b' o]Y 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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DK4yAR,g 1X?ro; 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
.Mq#88o.* &K9;GZS? Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
&uNec(c _ .v G) 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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<&5z0rDKWw pp"X0 “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
}@r23g% DB' 0 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
E`IXBI Vm[Rp," 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
.a*?Pal@@ U: 9&0`k( “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
,MY7h8V/ %6m/ve 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
uwNJM |#TU"$; “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
@?,x3\N- 8 1,N92T5 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
ZoG@"vr2 9c>i>Vja! God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
zwfft HXLnjXoe 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
6>vR5pn FOTe,F.8 When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
C(N'=-;Kl wNf:_^|} 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
UUt"8]@[ yZleots1 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
;2f=d_/x n1-p/a. 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
2f,8Jnia ='7m$,{(Q[ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
-$d?e%}# c#OxI*,+/ 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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