Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
<+$S{Z. s Y6'y'a95 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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rx;U/)~#< z8!u6odu % 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
B.G!7>= :RQ[(zD] Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
Q:M>!| b5|p#&YK~ 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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j41:]6 64vSJx>u 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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G;m"ao"2 V[mQ;:= 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
OKqpc;y:D sy?>e*-{ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
uUe\[-~ xY S%dLE" 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
uqUo4z 5T 8<kme"%s Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
%_[-[t3 +B m+Pj> 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
S8=4C`> jf ~ YK<T+ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
$Y`aS^IW .+Ej%|l% 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
5);#\&B [86'/:L\2 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
, _$"6 4BT`|(7 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
Q]wM/7 lnDDFsA Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
9^='&U9sr ^kr)U8 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
qX(%Wn;n ;}~=W!yz “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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J,O@T)S@ ,}tdfkZFYl There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
S=}~I 7LwS =yP 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
F}]_/cY7B =%\6}xPEl< “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
FIjET1{ LJwM M 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
@MB _gt)7? 5}xni “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
n\-_i2yy 38rZ`O*D 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
"Y]ZPFh#. }+4Bf+u: God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
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7V{"!V5 5%+}rSn7 When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
<aaDW 7f%Qc %B 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
5TneuG[OD huJq#5? A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
`b ")Bx| 4E-A@FR 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
cIvYfgIo9 2 dD<] The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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p=+*g.,O 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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