Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
@kCFc} 50#iC@1 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
{Jf["Z KTr7z^ One should love animals. They are so tasty.
?/Bp8q( )N4!zuSVf 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
K(
: NshM X}@^$'W Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
f3Zm_zxj 4PtRTb0<i3 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
0x&-/qce6W 5G!0Yy[' Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
>/@wht4- j Ah5`Cnv 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
-][~_Hd{ SvZ~xTit Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
^O#>LbM"x M3m!u[6| 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
v?Z30?_&h F xek# The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
|$*1!pL-QP d??;r: 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
dwd5P7
<$6r1y*G Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
{kCCpU U($bR|%D 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
Nm;yL *3.K; Ic; Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
kiYHJ\a GtR!a 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
! =(OvX_< &PQhJ#YG Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
_{Q)5ooP U"nk AW 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
,%)O/{p_ &8p]yo2zO Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
E@}N}SR hkS0 ae 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
bTBV:]w H7{)"P]{f “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
>6Y@8 ) j) G<PW “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
lZ5LHUzP k }amSsE There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
f4%Z~3P Z^tTR]u\$ 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
*Ubsa9'fS Y~E
8z “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
`_YXU srzlr-J 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
$('"0 @fg /b&ka&|t
“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
Dj?84y l k~VvRq 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
&>nB@SQZ |ry![\ God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
Z hqGUb @:,B /B; 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
f.yvKi.Cm k^VL{z:EWB When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
Q$Q>pV;uH `$PdI4~J 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
]rNM3@bVy
2:5Go A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
Nxm^jPM0 xDqJsp=]- 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
M `O=rH
} `T'[H/ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
u-s*3Lg& ^LI\W'K 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
o#Gf7.E8 .gif)
[ 此贴被嘻唰唰主义在2006-04-06 12:55重新编辑 ]