Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
CW K7wZM (m}'4et~L 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
a!SiX pF >i-i One should love animals. They are so tasty.
}&D WaO]J7 {WS;dX4 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
0> E r=,e rXq.DvQ Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
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'r4P, 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
@4C% +- 7z,C}-q Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Q\vpqE!9 nW:C/{n2tG 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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'oVx#w^mf aO[w/cGQ 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
# w4-aJ Lb-OsKU The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
]5cT cX;Z# ?UR0:f:}oc 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
}v{LRRi $wa{~' Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
Vp\,CuQ LOYk9m 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
G!##X: 6' C.P*#_R Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
VQ@ e%M;?0j 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
Y|qTyE% {S\{Ii6 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
3,w_".m`# ~8+ Zs Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
1GRCV8"Z^ >R_&Ouh: 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
M3y NAN wHLLu~m\ “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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Kc XT*sGM “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
:OZrH<SW _f,C[C[e& There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
({_{\9O,3 fOrH$? 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
0mVNQxHI t@;p “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
?^{Ah}x ~~P5k: 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
@mBQ?;qlK 0+ '&`Q!u “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
T-L||yE,h vr l-$ii 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
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Fm 2AEs\ +sA2WK] 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
|df Pki{ 5qm`J,~k When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
rlLMT6r.8 C!!M%P 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
`h\j99 {P./==^0 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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i0_hZ ?l )[7LR4 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
kzLsoZ!I cI*;k.KU The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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@. t*u:hex 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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