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SlR7h$r' QziN] 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
tWcizj;?wK KsZ@kTs Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
X>3iYDe | pF5`dX 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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?a*fy}A| }_Tt1iai* 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
9Ilfv lO%MyP Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
Iq^~ wgC??Be;ut 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
2,rY\ Nu_ A9NOeE The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
<\B],M1=s= p7%0hLW 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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8<wtf]x >xhd[ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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6n2Vx1b i{Y=!r5r Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
w`H.ey Jnh;;< 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
o=mq$Z:} Dme(Knly Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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,V= od> 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
9}K(Q= :F!dTD$ “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
*7:u-}c! u|_ITwk “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
w7=D6` rahHJp.Ws There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
3{N p 9y. N}.Q%&6: 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
0n` 1GU)W MhaN+N “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
+ o^b ,! _?$P? 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
NZ`Mq /G[; kR" “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
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l8rBp87Q C QO gR GW 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
#Q320}]{ s"G;rcS}# When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
}$E cNm$% H%2Y8} 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
PO9<g%qTf sY,q*}SLD A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
~Mu=,OT =73""ry 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
9nIBs{`/Ac BfQRw>dZ"{ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
*p)1c_ V0y Q 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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