Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
9ANC,+0p 8<,b5 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
PNm WZW* >EVlMt27' One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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]2^tV.^S^ +Dg%ec Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
XCQS_'D 0*G5Vd 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
!1i(6 ?~#4 9.<d S Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
c$X0C&m mcbr3P 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
<AZ21"oR/ G#V}9l8Q Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
XkB^.[B 'dE G\?v9 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
?\_N*NEtK 'ZyHp=RN) The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
q4].C|7 tTWeOAF 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
ya!RiHj 0((3q'[ < Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
U}H2!et&,) mI55vNyer 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
?{bF3Mz= ( K5w0 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
I\NiA>c Q.5C$I 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
gv&%2e} _ nZ;h&N-_- Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
pEUbP,3M: ]<9=%m 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
VieX5 z^+`S: Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
\(y6o}aW #+mt}w/ 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
w28!Yj1Q NGl/F{< “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
TW2OT } MA\^<x_?L} “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
E)eRi"a46 '4gi*8Y There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
YkRv~bc1] }E=:k&IDPB 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
D`nW9i7 Yg 8AMi “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
2ckAJcpEb/ d/Q}I[J.u 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
kF:4[d 19 h7 M “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
A>;Q<8rh VE4Z;Dr" 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
,|gX?[o /O"IA4O God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
vn n4 _xgF?# 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
ML6V,V/e i^c When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
!olvP*c" Yjv[rH5v 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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\Mk;Y 't2dP,u<- 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
\3P.G S{l Da#|}m0> The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
O'5d6m `aY{$>$S 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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