Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
+V v+K(lh$ dTEJ=d40 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
_8K%`6!"Z 9Z\z96O- One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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+-068k( ;~HNpu$ Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
1H:ea7YVU oL/o*^ 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
(U.**9b; FYPz 4K Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
E(+T* )&W|QH=AI 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
^>~dlS !^U6Z@&/R Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
{j(4m X7aXxPCq1 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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TW`mxj_J2 g jG2 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
<Mgf]v.QS ~] =?b)B 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
((3t: t\5c@j p Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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<4F7@q,V ;:#U6?=t Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
c]Unbm^w O OlTrLL 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
!Cj(A"uqY }6~)bLzI} “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
M1=_^f=&. zi!#\s^ “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
t/:w1rw XK 3]AYH There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
<GW R7rUH P!+v:'P5f 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
okBE|g gn5% F5W “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
=Q?f96T |1V2tx 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
X7cWgo66T *8!w&ME+. “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
A|vP$zy _%IqjJO{=r 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
2:J,2=% <Ry$7t, God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
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Jirct,k 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
4]6 Qr &G{2s J5{ When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
HCc` ^tE_LL+ji| 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
Z H-5Qy_ *caLN,G A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
M'u=H ,RK3eQ 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
?vu|o'$T, ZO7bSxAN- The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
Ex,JB + O_CT+Ou 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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