School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. `5<  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 - 4'yp  
Class:Hooruy! G~a;q+7v'$  
学生：万岁！ *y5d&4G2  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. Otj=vGr0  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 %bZ3^ ub}t  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! <d#9d.<  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 (3 8.s:-  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ?(*KQ#d  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 8xDSeXh;  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? Cq !VMl>hP  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 8II-'%S6q  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! -0YS$v%au>  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 -9}]J\  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. "^;'.~@e8  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 !ceuljd]  
Mother:Why ever not? :(} {uG  
母亲：为什么？ }di)4=U9  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! PQWo<Uet  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。