School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. `,*5wBC  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 }?v )N).kW  
Class:Hooruy! LC!bIm5'  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ?p8_AL'RS  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 I4?5K@a  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! g_COp"!~9  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 (Px OE  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Jo23P.#<  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ."y1_dDql  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? !0mI;~q|F  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？  U}j0
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 'F#KM1s  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 $5Ff1{  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. -4_$lnw$  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 x5*!Wx   
Mother:Why ever not? !f&g-V  
母亲：为什么？ @/-\k*T  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! G{%L
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。