School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. "c6<zP  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 k!&:(]  
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学生：万岁！ +vf:z?I
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. YUCC*t  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 JRq3>P  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! n!ZMTcK8  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ^
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老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 `g--QR  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? $%=G[/i'  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ / $_M@>  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! JRXRi*@  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 Apmw6cc  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. n&$/Q$d&  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 z?4=h Sy  
Mother:Why ever not? 4Ac}(N5D@  
母亲：为什么？ )9B:Y;>)  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! TKo<~?  
母亲：为什么？ #ra*f~G  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。