School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. nSkPM5\TI  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 lhw()u  
Class:Hooruy! %7gkNa  
学生：万岁！ JXu$ew>q  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. H<}^'#"p  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 }b0; 0j  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! tWoh''@#  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 T9u<p=p  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! "sl1vzRN  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 =<NljOR4`  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? e`v`XSA[p  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ HjGyj/78w  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! K"[AxB'F  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 q7-L53.x  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. H03jDM8Q  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 &ZX{R#[L  
Mother:Why ever not? %
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母亲：为什么？ =n' 4?W@  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ^-[?#]  
母亲：为什么？ bLd#xXl  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。