School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 2;v:Z^&  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 <:9ts@B  
Class:Hooruy! w6vbYPCN  
学生：万岁！ KuJ)alD;1  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. }4C_r'd6  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 1-y8Hy_a2  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! (<Cq_Kw  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 t\Vng0  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! )E9!m  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 2.v{W-D[  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? :s *  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ |5~Oh`w  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! rI$NNk'A  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 >?^oxB"<Gc  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ;%n'k  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ~@'wqGTp  
Mother:Why ever not? +xYu@r%R  
母亲：为什么？ {)qr3-EM#  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions!
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。