School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. P/y-K0u  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 Us%VBq  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ZPMEN,Dw  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 @lJGdp  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! O{dx+f  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 Y

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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! KS|$_-7u  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 #A))#sT'R  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? z^oi15D|{  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ AX&1-U  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! PCU6E9~t2  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 \fKv+  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. zMG4oRPP  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 pG4Hy$e  
Mother:Why ever not? o2.! G  
母亲：为什么？ te:VYP  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! @&~BGh  
母亲：为什么？ \l[5U3{  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。