School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. puMbB9)  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 Nqz6_!  
Class:Hooruy! 0bIgOLP  
学生：万岁！ Mk+G(4p  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. +#<Z/  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 M1*bT@6  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! O(D2F$VlL  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 39F e#u  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 u3tT=5.D  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? (vchZn#  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ _)~VKA]""  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Y}<%~z#.4  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 YV@efPy}n  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. MHye!T6fO\  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 qE]e+S?57a  
Mother:Why ever not? $z 5kA9  
母亲：为什么？ ha 2=O  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! %:;g|PC  
母亲：为什么？ g0B%3v  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。