School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Q_]!an(  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 E/
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学生：万岁！ R2Rstk  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ()nKug`.@  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 mU3Y)  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! :,%J6Zh?  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 3KZ y H  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! _<%\h?W$  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 4kaE}uKU  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? &E0P`F,GQA  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ qE!.C}L+  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! MrFi0G7u  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 I+g[ p  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. /G& %T  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 3+d_5l;m)  
Mother:Why ever not? <P#]U"?A  
母亲：为什么？ g1B[RSWv  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! n2(@uT&>  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。