School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. tEN8S]X  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 0!
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Class:Hooruy! aw923wEi  
学生：万岁！ ~n"?*I`  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. O"GuVC}B  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Mp?Gi7o=  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 9Q.@RO$%C  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ;*G';VuT  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! M!/!*,~  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 xZ]QT3U+  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? sXi~cfFaE  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 64L;np>  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ~n~j2OE  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. GBl[s,g[|  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 :jf/$]p  
Mother:Why ever not?  Zsn@O2  
母亲：为什么？ .k-t5d  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! Xw#"?B(M]  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。