School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. %|&WcpQR  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 9ZbT41  
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学生：万岁！ @+OX1-dd/w  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. zJhG`iWFw  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Sm@T/+uG:  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! k,p:!S(bl  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 UMcQqV+vT  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! JDTlzu1hR  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 7rF )fKW  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? cym<uh-Wg^  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ rb"J{^  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! TuF;>{~}  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 g4Y1*`}2f  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. _>b=f  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 FX"j8i/N  
Mother:Why ever not? ]Alv5?E60  
母亲：为什么？ v:$Ka@v6  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 
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母亲：为什么？ [&Yrnkgr  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。