School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. w]Byl3}Gt  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 cq-UVk"Gl  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. X@cO
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 2F- ]0kGR|  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Q xg)Wb#  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 J~,Ny_L  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! *~H\#
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老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 W2 p&LP  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? CUG3C  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ $Lx2!Zy
 
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Bk)*Z/1<x  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 [<H'JsJl  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. wr+r J  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 uhJnDo  
Mother:Why ever not? 5q Y+^jO]o  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! IA&NMf;{  
母亲：为什么？ 0S}ogU[k  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。