School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. NO%x 2dx0  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 q5UD!&W  
Class:Hooruy! z5|m`$gy  
学生：万岁！ ALOS>Bi&  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. icw (y(W  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 "~|;XoMU  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! B'kV.3t  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 _^(}6o  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ,+Bp>=pvs  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 w9W0j  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? f0h^ULd  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ RaBq@r*(
 
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 9eh9@~mU"l  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 XeJ|Z)qZ  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 3SMb#ce*o  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 c'XvZNf .C  
Mother:Why ever not? @'ln)RT,  
母亲：为什么？ '/[9Xwh9  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 9wB}EDZ  
母亲：为什么？ uHNh|ew21  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。