School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. VOJA}$  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 boS=  
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学生：万岁！ H46N!{<;@  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 6 &Lr/J76  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Ef @  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! S5o,\wT  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 =xw+cs1,x  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! @*Tql:Qcd^  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 >piVi[`  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 2OVN9_D%  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ j+9;Rvt2  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 5'\detV_  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 @eJ6UML"  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. <
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 R1$s1@3I|  
Mother:Why ever not? E$.fAIt  
母亲：为什么？ UpaF>,kM  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! QUeuN?3X\  
母亲：为什么？ .af+h<RG4$  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。