School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. _.-#E$6s#q  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 Gw`/.0
 
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. tNB%eb{  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Y{j7Q4{  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! J@gm@ jLc  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 "u5KbJW  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! PY\W  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 T+(M8qb  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? r;'i<t{P  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 6"%@L{UQ  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Z,SY N?@  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 (H2ylMpQt  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again.
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 X*)?LxTj  
Mother:Why ever not? '9"%@AFxZ  
母亲：为什么？ {=qEBbM  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! [bsXF#  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。