School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. CK<Wba  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 s
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Class:Hooruy! P4&3jQ[o  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. -@6R`m=>  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ^lB=O  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! U3R;'80 f  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 MLbmz\8a  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 5G >{*K/  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 9/?@2  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? Ez\TwK  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ k}MmgaT:5]  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! >bwB+-lyL  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 #(i9G^K  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. eflmD$]SW  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 L5-p0O`R  
Mother:Why ever not? 
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母亲：为什么？ NNOemTh  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! rKhhx   
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。