School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ?%i~~hfH#N  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 1C<@QrT  
Class:Hooruy! e#|YROHf  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. uwWKsZ4:ij  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 \ H!Klp  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! =]W[{@P  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 +E }q0GV  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! +;N;r/d_i  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 MW|:'D`  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? >AUzsQ  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ %<^j=K= 0  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! e#z#bz2<  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 wYN/ }>M  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. M.fA5r
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 IQQ QB  
Mother:Why ever not? $9?<mP2-*  
母亲：为什么？ hf< [$B  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ugS  
母亲：为什么？ @k||gQqIB  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。