School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Pg}G4L?H;J  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 E<_6OCz  
Class:Hooruy! MZ[g|o!)v  
学生：万岁！ /60=N`i  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. >~r@*gml  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ziip*<a!_  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 3W00,f^9  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 KV(W|~+rM  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Vc<n6  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 <GlV!y  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? P?-44m#  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ e=$xn3)McY  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! *)sz]g|d  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 eesLTyD2_  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. @Kb~!y@G  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 p 8rAtz>=J  
Mother:Why ever not? +OP'/  
母亲：为什么？ 3hjwwLKG$  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! _)\,6| #  
母亲：为什么？ ;0{*V5A  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。