School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. z>k6T4(  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 =(*Eh=Pw  
Class:Hooruy! _h_;nS.Y  
学生：万岁！ 2Iz@lrO6  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. T~Jl{(s9)  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 =b,$jCv<,5  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! .)})8csl.d  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 j]J2,J  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! qfppJ8L  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 65ijzZL;  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? G#duZNBdc  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ OjMDxG w  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! OdRXNk:k-j  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 yhQo1e>  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ;^}cZ  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 lZ^XZjwoM  
Mother:Why ever not? 2K, 1wqf'  
母亲：为什么？ /c/!13|  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! MnKEZ: 2  
母亲：为什么？ jY>KF'y  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。