School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. y}5:CZ  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ULT,>S6r  
Class:Hooruy! t[=-4;  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 2g0_[$[m  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 $c^,TAN  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! uv#."_Va  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 /9QC$Z):<  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! /&>vhpZ}  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 X0FTD':f  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? %p; 'l  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ `J l/@bE=  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! "A9qC*6[  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 j'IZetT  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. eVRPjVzQ'Q  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 h85kQ^%  
Mother:Why ever not? ov$S  
母亲：为什么？ cPp<+ ts  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! z79c30y]"  
母亲：为什么？ +H**VdM6s  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。