School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 'y3!fN=h  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 v-_e)m^  
Class:Hooruy! vOpKNp  
学生：万岁！ -pXSSa;O9  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. %Qdn  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 kq,ucU%>p  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ?oHpFlj  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 eM?I$ePTN  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! <3C*Z"aQ>|  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ^qD$z=z-  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? wov\kV  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ByNn  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 9e,0\J  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 JB[~;nLlC  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. dvJM6W>^=  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 >_"an~Ss  
Mother:Why ever not? |Uh  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! D!-g&HBTC  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。