School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. zJ5hvDmC  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 v2d<o[[C  
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学生：万岁！ Kl{-zX  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. zG_p"Z7,  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 '!p=aF9L  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test!
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学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 5UE409Gn'  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! <$%ql'=  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 j.DHqHx  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? z5'ZN+  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ X/l;s  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Y,C=@t@_  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 Q $]YD pCM  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. %`e`g ^  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 Mi]I:ka  
Mother:Why ever not? (?vK_{  
母亲：为什么？ b(l0js  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! C6|(ktt  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。