School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Z(Da?6#1  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 &8'.Gwm}  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. XL[/)lX{  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 (vte8uQe  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! O%)@> 5#S  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 RjS;Ck@;  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! )"?6EsSF  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 fDc>E+,  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? w0Q
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ e&[
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! wX}N===  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ;\`~M  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. #PnuR2s7.  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 (]wi^dE  
Mother:Why ever not? }.Eq_wP<  
母亲：为什么？ 3L/qU^`  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! =ark?<E  
母亲：为什么？ %M8Egr2|0  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。