School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. $ 1akI  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 #cw! &  
Class:Hooruy! A>qd2  
学生：万岁！ vN{vJlpY  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. =_#ye}E  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 L~^e\^sP  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! e1f^:C  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 2jI4V;H8g  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Y}V)4j  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 G:E+s(x  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? asm[-IB2u  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ &%_y6}xIw  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! '^P*F9  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 sqq/b9 uL/  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. )_x8?:lv  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 \K4CbZ,.  
Mother:Why ever not? D{&+7C:8.  
母亲：为什么？ &?`d8\z  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ie$fMBIq  
母亲：为什么？ e!:?_z."  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。