School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. G3txj  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 _ "E$v&_  
Class:Hooruy! y@1+I~@  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. e4-@f%5  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 r`$OO,W  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! # q~e^A b  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 $Y;U[_l#  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! v/@^Q1G/:  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 y>:N{|  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? :1^LsLr5  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ><RpEnWZ<  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! G, 44va  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 p5Z"|\  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. A8x
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 v>:Ur}u!D  
Mother:Why ever not? f< ia(
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母亲：为什么？ >q#rw  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! _uWpJhCT  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。