School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. pX^=be_  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。
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Class:Hooruy! /ISLVp%H  
学生：万岁！ 6J"(xT  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. %Gu][_.L  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 W\NG>t  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ?^F5(B[+Y  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 >"b[r  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! BtID;^Dz  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 *V-
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ",QPb3  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ X+%u(>>  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! z 7@ 'CJ  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 x*J|i4  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Qj:{p5H'  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 SKW;MVC  
Mother:Why ever not? u X>PefR  
母亲：为什么？ -?Ejbko  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ij!*CTG  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。