School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. {XtoiI  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ~r<p@k=.#0  
Class:Hooruy! Xo Y7/&&  
学生：万岁！ @,k7xm$u  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. s~^*+kq  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 td >,TW=A*  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! f=o4I2Y[  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 <Nex8fiJ9  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! pI>*u ]x  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 R:A'&;S  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? xP{-19s1]  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ !hCS#'  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ^agj4$  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 H`-=?t  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Seda}  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 :
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Mother:Why ever not? $
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! mb\
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母亲：为什么？ txq~+'A:+  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。