School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. D |9ItxYu  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 P>qDQ1  
Class:Hooruy! Bw4 _hlm  
学生：万岁！ 'WcP+4c  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. Z l
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 CNrK]+>  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 7|^5E*8/  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 1Gh3o}z  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! f/tJ>^N5  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 1 2J#}|  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 7cly{U"  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ $-"V 2  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! +JPHQx'W  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 X$9 "dL  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. m$80D,3  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 5<mGG;F  
Mother:Why ever not? sX|bp)Nw  
母亲：为什么？ O`D,>=[  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 92=huV  
母亲：为什么？ b";D*\=x  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。