School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 0G8zFe*p  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 v@qVT'qlU  
Class:Hooruy! BBj>ML\X  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 +wm%`N;v<  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Gg{M  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 F7JF1HfCP  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! jR^_1bu  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 _O`s;oc  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? GNoUn7Y  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ q'`LwAU}  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Z<[:v2  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 B[r04YGh  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. `4a9<bG  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 v}Kj+9h  
Mother:Why ever not? dg@'5.ApPu  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 4.q^r]m*  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。