School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. lv9Ss-c4  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。
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学生：万岁！ Y1A
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. &B3Eq1A  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 nut;ohIh  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 9BLz  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 rPK?pJ  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! )<
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老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 E=gD{1,?  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? `ZN@L<I6  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ +YT/od1t7  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 7|zt'.56[  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 F~a5yW:R=)  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Tv3ZNh  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 CCq<y  
Mother:Why ever not? eJ{"\c(  
母亲：为什么？ V2w[0^L  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions!  g/+M&k$  
母亲：为什么？ "+nURdicO  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。