School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. sk'<K5~  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 L'i0|_  
Class:Hooruy! eAqSY s!1  
学生：万岁！ 0cYd6u@  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. R%gkRx[  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 [tN^)c`s/  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! !-G'8a|7  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ( mV*7Z  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! sb1Zm*m6  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 D.7,xgH  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? (tZ#EL0  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ l'yX_`*Iq  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! :+ASZE.  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 U2Uf69R  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ~Te9Lq|  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 WUC-*(  
Mother:Why ever not? 'eM90I%(  
母亲：为什么？ t1LIZ5JY  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! [G.4S5FX.]  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。