School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ;uWI
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 <x%my4M  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. \<MTY:  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 a\.OL}"   
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! {*=5qV}  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 C7*Yg$`{  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! B=RKi\K6a  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 /*R' xBr  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? B& f~.UH  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ zKAyfn.A  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! =B{$U~}  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 { G>+.  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. K v>#  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 z )}wo3  
Mother:Why ever not? 8'_ ]gfF  
母亲：为什么？ $MVeMgPa  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! PQ!?gj  
母亲：为什么？ RV@(&eM  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。