School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. g)!q4 -q  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 |>1#)cONW  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ru~!;xT  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 bAy\Sr #/  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! t*dq*(3"c  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 <@lj\,  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 6L)7Q0Z  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 L)1\=[Ov  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? {[hgSVN;  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ \Lg4Cx  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! rO YD[+  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 Pjxj$>&;*j  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. JT=ax/%Mo  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 UoUQ6Ij  
Mother:Why ever not? TtH!5{$s  
母亲：为什么？ #sk~L21A  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! l;&kX6 w  
母亲：为什么？ 
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。