School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 07HX5 Hd  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 =,}!Ns{k  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. Q=9VuTE  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 EzY scX.[  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! )="g?E3  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 gs2&0rnOy\  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! h?O%XnD  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 }e;p8)]Wl  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? {
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ N'1[t  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ,'@ISCK^  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ?)ZLxLV::  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ^gVbVz[17  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ZpP6Q  
Mother:Why ever not? lVKF^-i  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! Z{>Y':\?<  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。