School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. h%:wIkZ/  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 a:|]F|  
Class:Hooruy! R(Vd[EGY  
学生：万岁！ _6FDuCVD-  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. *RkvM?o@jC  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ~=wBF  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! JKmd'ZGw  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 dFeGibI{  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! =uwG.,lC  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 O'SxTwO  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? L%9yFg%u  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ avS9"e  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! gKU*@`6G  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 jbOzbxR?  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ^1}ffE(3>  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 +&AU&2As  
Mother:Why ever not? u@wQ )^  
母亲：为什么？ bv[*jr;45  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ,v| vgt  
母亲：为什么？ [-[|4|CnOm  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。