School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. d&Ef"H  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 e{m2l2Tx:  
Class:Hooruy! -_`>j~  
学生：万岁！ =Zi2jL?On  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. Z!hafhcX  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 um9_ru~  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ]c! ;L5
 
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 .A6(D$O k  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! K)J(./  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 7b<yVP;{  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? HD(.BW7  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ;[fw]P n  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! s`0QA!G{-  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ki85!k=Q2  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. x g0iN'e'K  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ,_Z+8  
Mother:Why ever not? g]*#%Xa  
母亲：为什么？ :_O%/k1\@  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 'nF2a
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母亲：为什么？ vd8{c7g:n  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。