School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. fI<d&5&g  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 XpkOCo02  
Class:Hooruy! |'P$zMAF  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 5a@9PX^.J  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 \/\w|j  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! h~CLJoK<  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 .,#H]?Wil  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! j`$$BVZ  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 7Nk|9t  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? xYW&Mfka  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ @^.W|Zh[&  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! VlL%dN; 0  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 QX<x2U  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. XpE847!soL  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 lQ!OD&6  
Mother:Why ever not? [Y@>,B!V  
母亲：为什么？ jf)l; \u  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! IPYwUix  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。