School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. q-}J0vu\K  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 BY$%gIB6>  
Class:Hooruy! N*My2t_+E  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. _,;c2  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 E$rn^keM  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 3&-BO%i
 
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 "Gxf[6B  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! YXa^jFp  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 gKS0!U  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? nK6{_Y>  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ C(_xqn  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! u*&wMR>Crf  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 7{XI^I:n  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. O- &>Dc  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 pXCmyLQ  
Mother:Why ever not? 8fJ- XFK$:  
母亲：为什么？
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! :\48=>   
母亲：为什么？ !K1[o'o#  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。