School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. y:uE3Apm  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 gB33?  
Class:Hooruy! ;$g?T~v7  
学生：万岁！ V'gh6`v  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 5{,<j\#L  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 9pfIzs su3  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 9\(| D#  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 C3g_!dUs  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! p]c%f2E>d  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ;O,jUiQ  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? q) KKvO  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ !&E-}}<  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! W(p_.p"  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 jPkn[W# 6  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. GQ ;;bcj&  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 qH_Dc=~la  
Mother:Why ever not? 1$ {SRU7l  
母亲：为什么？ 1o>xEWt:0K  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! )+Pus~w  
母亲：为什么？ BMf@M  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。