School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. er@.<Dc  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 c'Q.2^w^  
Class:Hooruy! $J]NWgXl@  
学生：万岁！ 1C/Vwf:@  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. hD,xJ]zv1  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 sqj8I"<`  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! D}2$n?~+  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ,0?3k
  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! LRdV_O1e6M  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 aq9Ej]1b  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? BtQqUk#L2  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Lf;Uv[^c  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! |9)y<}c5oM  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 _1jeaV9@  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 461p4)  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ?zYR;r2'b)  
Mother:Why ever not? [h.i,%Ua"P  
母亲：为什么？ Zj)A%WTD,  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! kcP&''  
母亲：为什么？ .|y{1?f_  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。