School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. O}#h^AU-BS  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 jz;"]k  
Class:Hooruy! Dos`lh  
学生：万岁！ S2fBZ=V8  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 5eWGX  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 A|d(5{:N  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! beYaQz/@W  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 %<8lLRl  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 8FT
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老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 v5GV"qY  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? x;Jy-hMNl  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ xV4 #_1(  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! dw!cDfT+  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 rBZ0(XSZQ  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 64>o3Hb2  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 /-l7GswF  
Mother:Why ever not? ]?`t spm<t  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! $>;U^-#3  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。