School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. w2`JFxQ^x  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 62[_u]<Yub  
Class:Hooruy! P`_Q-vu  
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 3cNr~`7  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! em ]0^otM  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 6}\J-A/  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Gq?>Bi;`  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 :0o]#7  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? <c [X^8  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ KJV],6d  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! FuFICF7+C  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 Rp}Sm,w(  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Ik=bgEF  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 P Qi=  
Mother:Why ever not? P4s,N|bs`  
母亲：为什么？ %6:"
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! H1vToIP%  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。