School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. e6{}hiM  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 oWGtKtDhH  
Class:Hooruy! J[fjl6p  
学生：万岁！ ^7Q}W#jy  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. lUXxpv1m  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 U[9`:aV;  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! HpI[Af}l  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 mq@2zE`.(  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! @D%H-X  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 <\]o#w*:  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? l ,0]iVJ  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ pv%UsbY  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! FVkb9(WW  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 IDbqhZp(  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. -Y'Qa/:7  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 mXnl-_  
Mother:Why ever not? +rS}f N$L.  
母亲：为什么？ lb3:#?  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! L{xCsJ3d  
母亲：为什么？ }9[E+8L1
 
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。