School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Vb#a ,t  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 xv2c8g~vD  
Class:Hooruy! oB!Y)f6H1  
学生：万岁！ ?(R#  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. _kRc"MaB  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 {R63n  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Y)lr+~84f  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 )lt1I\n*k  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! uUx7>algF  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 Q3=5q w^  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? SX'NFdY  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Go:(R {P  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! d>I)_05t  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 }&7kT7ogO  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Z R=[@Oi  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 9?hF<}1XH}  
Mother:Why ever not? 5CcX'*P  
母亲：为什么？ MIkp4A  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! HH6H4K3Zj  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。