School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. _4f=\  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 UVd ^tg  
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学生：万岁！ WaPuJ5;e  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. {X\%7Zef+  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Zg*XbX  

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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! tCR#TW+IY-  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 MpVZL29)  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! [t6Y,yo&h4  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 _,<@II  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? O[|_~v:^  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ `Hx JE"/  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! _ea|E  8  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 wX4gy
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 6J]8BHJn+  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 :anR/  
Mother:Why ever not? $qR<_6j  
母亲：为什么？ k|^YYi=xF  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! K0{ ,*>C  
母亲：为什么？ YfstE3BV  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。