School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. H< 51dJn~  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 Dk%+|c  
Class:Hooruy! }l"pxp1K  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. Sq:,6bcG  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 *be"$Q  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! tzJ7wXRr  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 6({TG&`!]  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! i/|}#yw8A  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 !{
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Mother:How was your first day at school? \?tE,\Ln  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ uo9FLm  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! u4x>gRz)  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 Q%r KKOX8  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 45Hbg  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 WA((>Daf]  
Mother:Why ever not? z94#:jPmG  
母亲：为什么？ k:[T#/;  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! o4U0kiI@  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。