School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. rg"W1m[k  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ",(-AU!a)h  
Class:Hooruy! VzA~w`$d  
学生：万岁！ ;<Oe\X  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. {kD|8["Ie'  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 R}8!~Ma`|  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 36@)a
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学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 `S2YBKz,1  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! m%m/#\J E  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 |t1D8){!  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? J~V`"uo  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 2.p7fu  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! =Jg5J5  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 1>c`c]s3  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Bbz#$M!:  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 U O YM  
Mother:Why ever not? lfOF]Kiqr  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions!  4>uz'j<  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。