School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. !g>.i`  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ]u#JuX  
Class:Hooruy! &.Q8Mi aT  
学生：万岁！ WA$JI@g  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ^N{ltgQY  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 u=r`t(Z1H  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ~GJN@ka4%  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ?m0IehI  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! GKiukX$'  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 v>A=2i*j  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? FJNF%a)x2I  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ?":'O#E  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! %zeATM[`  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 e-5?p~>  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. `zpbnxOL$T  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 Y[Ltrk{  
Mother:Why ever not? 9}29&O  
母亲：为什么？ BVw Wj-,  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 2+o|A  
母亲：为什么？ o.-C|IXG  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。