School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. mz?1J4rt  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 &T2qi'  
Class:Hooruy! EU4j'1!&g<  
学生：万岁！ .g52p+Z#  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ]JvZ{fA%*  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 *Y<1KXFU  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test!  LAO2Py#  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 GjeRp|_Qd<  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! VK3e(7b  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 Yu_` >so  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? q^^&nz<A  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ `VD7VX,rp*  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! l$DQkbOj  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 R~H+.Vh  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. &LDA=B  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 Q/^a(  
Mother:Why ever not? Wk
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母亲：为什么？ NW`L
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! SeIL   
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。