School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. \*BRFUAc  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 5 8L@:>"  
Class:Hooruy! ]TUoXU2<x  
学生：万岁！ ]\>MDH  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon.
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 xaB#GdD  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! LkK[,Qj  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 zL50|U0H  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! d!Ws-kzE  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 )ezkp%I5D  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? -iW>T5f  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ S;iD~>KP  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! !B{(EL=g  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 1cMdoQ  

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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. FEopNDy@y  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 NU{eoqaT  
Mother:Why ever not? 0pB'^Q{  
母亲：为什么？ P@n rcgM.  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! \k6OP  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。