School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 3=Z<wD s  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 HeCcF+  
Class:Hooruy! XdcG0D^  
学生：万岁！ 9ftN8Svw  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ]$3+[9x'  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 mV<i JZh  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! #Rc5c+/(  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 5^>n5u/  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! o w2$o\hC  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 =HMmrmz:  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? a'uU,Eb}#w  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 6)ycmu;!$  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! N0Gf0i>  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 Uan,H1a  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. p'&*r2_ram  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ob'n{T+lZ  
Mother:Why ever not? 
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母亲：为什么？ \OcMiuw  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 7IW> >RBF  
母亲：为什么？ I_?He'=0oU  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。