School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. pGR3  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 u&S0  
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学生：万岁！ y0T#Qq  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 65O 8?
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 fUY05OMZ  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! $MQ<Q
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学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 /{[<J<(8  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! {.e+?V2>_  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 '/\*l<  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ?0KIM
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 6la'\l#  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! V3cKdlu Na  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 qyVARy  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ]u-bJ  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 AD`5:G  
Mother:Why ever not? Owu?ND  
母亲：为什么？ 2BF455e   
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! O>nMeU  
母亲：为什么？  *BM#fe  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。