School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. qn+mlduU  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 yMo@ka=v  
Class:Hooruy! M{~eI  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. t{?_]2vl  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 n>#h(  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 0;k3  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 $1Xg[>1g5  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! SxOM@A  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 NiyAAw  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? $f)Y !<b
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ \u)s Zh  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! `-w;=_Bm  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 >fb*X'Zi%  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. F"0tv$  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 %mI`mpf  
Mother:Why ever not? x6$P(eN  
母亲：为什么？ r)7A# 3wId  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! WX?|iw I~  
母亲：为什么？ qa%g'sB-b  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。