School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. \d-9Ndp nf  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ~~}8D"  
Class:Hooruy! ]T._TZ"  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. N5mhs#  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 >OKc\m2%Q  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! =yZ6$ hK  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 R0e!b+MZ.  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! C:z7R" yj  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 IwR=@Ne8  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? f('##pND@  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ BO0Y#fs  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun!  K0Lc~n/  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 `d4;T|f+=  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ,.AXQ#~&`  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 >nO[5  
Mother:Why ever not? 1rV9dM#F  
母亲：为什么？ ! q+>'Mt  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ]CX^
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。