School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 'r3}=z4Y  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 =|^W]2W$  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon.   r3K:  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 w'j]Y%  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! DO*C]   
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 Icb;Yzt  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! v2<gkCK^  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 nmAXU!t'  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? %}MM+1eu  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ )O'<jwp$  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! f;6d/?=~  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 y
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. En%o7^W++  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 OF}_RGKg3  
Mother:Why ever not? TW? MS em  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ,)m-nZ5  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。