School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. fE)o-q6Z  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ^A=tk!C  
Class:Hooruy! UU[z\^w| E  
学生：万岁！ 1tI=Dwx  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. \X!NoF  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 7TI6EKr  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! <HN{.p{  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ":s_O.  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! WcM\4q@  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 YAeF*vP  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? GP %hf{  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ HOCj* O4  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! L@zhbWY  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. u-:3C<&>  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。
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Mother:Why ever not? pWv1XTs@t:  
母亲：为什么？ nP*%N|0  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! S
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母亲：为什么？ Yc_(g0NK  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。