School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. KA{Y*m^7  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 !P* z=  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. h3L{zOff  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 <j89HtCz  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! "(#]H;!W  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 [VwoZX:  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! e?~6HP^%.  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 7L&=z$U@m  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? p2~MJ LK4  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Rm!Iv&{  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! lGZ^ 8  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 g"sW_y_O  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. !'^gqaF+  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 Ey
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Mother:Why ever not? &8 ~+^P1w  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! R1X{=ct  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。