School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. &&RA4  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 !r&Bn6*  
Class:Hooruy! \%_ZV9cKF  
学生：万岁！ 7t(Y;4<2  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. : 1)}Epo,  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ' lo.h""  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! z&'f/w8  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 f~gS
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Z$2L~j"=!  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ]if;A)'  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? z%2w(&1  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ wL eHQ]  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! !]DuZ=  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 Yw"P)Zp  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Gp1EJ2d8  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 m6so]xr  
Mother:Why ever not? )A83A
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母亲：为什么？ #MM&BC  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! =P_fv  
母亲：为什么？ %-^}45](q  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。