School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. mvCH$}w8&  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 NrNxI'MG  
Class:Hooruy! ++Z
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. [q<Vm-  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Z2%ySO  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! "IvFkS=*Q  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 p>O>^R  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! \dq}nOsX*  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 $;1TP|  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? U^x
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Jxq;Uu9  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! sXpA^pT"T  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 7M#irCX  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. [5iBXOmpS=  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ;mi+[`E  
Mother:Why ever not? Oh|KbM*vS  
母亲：为什么？ |#)S`Ua1  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 1U/ dc.x5  
母亲：为什么？ %]iDhXLr  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。