School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ATO 5  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 nGZ\<-  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. mq`5w)S)\o  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 T0L+z/N_m.  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! cHn;}l!I  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 _[$# b]V  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! U+!UL5k  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 U2&HSE|2J  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ~j}J<4&OvC  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ]S]"`;Wh  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 2E$i_jc  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 s*{mT6s+T  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. *K!7R2Rat  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 M5rwoyn  
Mother:Why ever not? (+$ol'i  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ):}Fu  
母亲：为什么？ 0Q*-g}wXfS  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。