School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. , &
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 e=aU9v L  
Class:Hooruy! |KVVPXtq%C  
学生：万岁！ <sw=:HU  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. A3*(c3
  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 NCY2^  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! o';/$xrH  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 e ;^}@X  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! @WJ\W`P  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 M< .1U?_#  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? hgzNEx%^q  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ LAY
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! p&5>j\uJ1&  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 cD=IFOB*GD  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ||.Hv[ ]V*  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 4=EA3`l  
Mother:Why ever not? ``I[1cC  
母亲：为什么？ TIt\  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 0 q1x+  
母亲：为什么？ T,jb%uPcE  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。