School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. g=)J~1&p  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 /uqu32;o  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. VDEv>u4  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 }OShT+xeX  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! |01?w|  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 bMoAD.}  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! d}I(`%%)  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 (zo^Nn9VJ  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? F_;tT%ywfx  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ :K.4n  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! N1EezC'^  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 f`<FT'A  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. WT3gNNx|  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 $\
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Mother:Why ever not? LX+5|u  
母亲：为什么？ ;-mdi/*g  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! |VH!)vD  
母亲：为什么？ !|wzf+V  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。