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3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left." sboX<
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接待室的桌上："三个一轮！我们要毫不留情地赶走第三个推销员！注：第二个刚刚离开。" %Astfn(U{4
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4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!" 6qkMB|@ Ix
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兽医的候诊内："稍候5分钟。趴下，别动！" R,KoymXP
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5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be." #ybtjsu'"U
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6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte." ieG %D
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7.In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up." CiTjRJ-ZW)
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餐馆橱窗："别饿着肚子傻呆在那儿，进来吧，吃顿饱饭！" w8>
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8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop." DSc:>G
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在保龄球馆："保持安静，我们需要倾听大头针落地。" D+xHTQNTL
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9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait." t +@UC+aW
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在墓地的前院："开车当心，我们会等着你的。" 9_<>#)u5
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10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional. k^v P|*eu
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