1、Do you have a quarter? Because I promised I would call my mom as soon as I fell in love. :H3/+/x
你有零钱吗？因为我答应我老妈当我恋爱时要立刻打电话给她。 YC 8IwyL'
2、It's awful hot in here, or it is you? yU& ;\'
这里真的好热，或许那是因为你的关系？ ~v;+-*t
3、If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. ~tt\^:\3~S
如果我能重新排列字母，我要把 U (You) 跟 I 排在一起。 .4R.$`z4
4、Do you have a map? Because I just keep losting in your eyes! lya},_WCq
你有地图吗？因为我刚在你的眼神中迷失了！ p&x!m}!
5、If you are a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry for fear of losing you. /+J nEFf
如果你是我眼里的一滴眼泪，我不会哭因为我害怕会失去你。 ha$1vi}b
6、My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it. 6 5dMv*{
我对你的爱就像是泻肚子一样，让我把持不住。 d,^ ZH
7、I am a thief, I am here to steal your heart. RZV6;=/
我是小偷，我是来这儿偷你的心。 Cs[ d:T
8、A. How are you? f$\ O:E=
B: Fine. &K60n6q{aQ
A: I didn't ask you how you looked, I asked you how are you. ssx#|InY
A: 你好吗？ B7[d^Y60B
B: 好。 wpYk`L r
A: 我没有问你长的如何，我只是问你好不好。 -JF^`hBD-
9、I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? VqV [ @[ P
我把我的电话簿弄丢了，我能用你的吗？（双关语，其实是跟对方要电话） aIFlNS,y
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